JOKES

I thought I make this joke page cause I get a lot of jokes from family and friend. Some of the jokes are funny and some of the jokes are not very nice but o well.

So I thought it would be fun to but the best of the jokes on the page so u can judge for your self. Hope u like the jokes.

THAT'S WHAT MEN KNOWS!!!!

An older man goes to the doctor to get a check up and Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked women.
Men know that PMS is Mother Natures way of telling you to get out of
the house.
Men know that if she looks like your mother, run.
Men know that there are at least three sides to every story; his, hers, and
the truth.
Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.
Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.
Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.
Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas
will get them. Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely
necessary toad just oneself.
Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to
stare at her cleavage.
Men also know that the woman will get pissed off when they do, for
reasons not totally clear to them.
Men know that the reason men don't like cats is because they don't know
how to cook them.
Men know that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is
Bambi....
Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good
his daughter is in bed.
Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.
Thats what MEN KNOW!!!!!!!

WHAT A BLONDIE

The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
bottom deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't
sell bottom deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks at
it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the container, "To apply, push up bottom."

DUMB BLONDIE

Then there was the blonde who had trouble filling out a job application
form. Where it said, "Married," she wrote "twice"; where it said,
"Children," she wrote, "No, both were men."

THE TWO FIREMEN

The undertaker was furious when the two construction workers walked in
with the body of a third.
"Your foreman called at two o'clock to tell me that there had been an
accident at the tower, yet here it is five-thirty!
What took you so long??"
"Sorry," said one of the workers. "We had to wait until quitting time
to see which of the men was dead."